A glut of water bottles

Next to my chair, at my desk, in my car.  Glass, plastic, styrene. With integrated straws, rubber grips and gravity-free flip-tops. Water bottles are everywhere I am.
 
So this is the last one I’m buying. With all its buttons, levers, latches and pulleys, it’s practically a water machine.
 
Except now I need a new car. The cup holder is too small to hold it.

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