I Finally Learned to Tie My Shoes

The right rabbit ear comes first, according to my first schoolteacher. So I looped and tugged and double-knotted and always needed to re-tie my shoes later in the day. Until my best friend’s son set me straight.
 
Now the left rabbit ear comes first. Then I loop and tug and the bow never loosens. Even without a double-knot. And the bow’s way cuter.
 
Sister Anne would be impressed.